Cut Demotivational Poster
EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!
HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?
CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much
BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
I AM HERE - For the rodeo.
PLEASE SIR - Think of the children
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
UNTIL YOU -
MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.
I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks
PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.
EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated
AWWW - he just wants a hug
COOKING AVOIDANCE -
THE LAST JOKE -
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
BE MISERABLE OR MOTIVATE YOURSELF - Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!
LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul
CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.
CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty
3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.
ERROR - Excessive cuteness causing system to fail
16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!
BUDGET CUTS - even death is affected.
EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.
CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.
COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.
LET'S TRY AGAIN. - That is reverse cowgirl. I said get on it like we do cowgirl. Oh forget it. Make me a sammich.
NATURAL SELECTION - The universe tends to fix its own mistakes. Let mother nature take her course.
GET TO THE BACK -
BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...
ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -
ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten
FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture
STAY BACK - I KNOW KUNG FU
BUNNIES - A cute, adorable pet AND a delicious alternative to chicken? Mummy, I want one of those!
KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS - The cute adorable version
RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep
AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty
PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.
ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo
TOOTH FAIRY -
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Even Lorena Bobbitt Knew That
QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.
SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."
ZOMBIES - IF THEY ARE THAT CUTE I WANT TO SUCCUMB IN THE APOCALYPSE
BROTHERHOOD OF MAN -
SPOCK TELLING ON SULU -
SEALS - They arent all cute and cudly
WASN'T ME MAN -
SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.
THIS BABY - Gets all the ladies
CUTENESS - it will get you anything you want
BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous
Budget Cuts -
HEY BABY -
SNUGGLES - He will nibble on your soul!
FIDO WAS A TOUGH CHALLENGER -
HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours
KITTENS PENTAGON -
DOGS - yes we get it, your cute
FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.
WHAT'S UP GIRL? - You like my ink?
Cuteness Contest -
AFFAIRS - "Honey...It isn't what it looks like!"
TRUST - "We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone" Walter Anderson
does this make my butt look big? -
just one more -
HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -
What if -
EMO LAWNS - They cut themselves, so you don't have to.
I CUT THE CHEESE - now what?
HAIRCUTS - Who knew what damage they could do to your reputation
FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS
STONE WALLS -
SELF HARM DISORDER -
LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"
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