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EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide


TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!


COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much




BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by smcculley

LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


I AM HERE - For the rodeo.




CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


PLEASE SIR - Think of the children


TAGS: otter cute animals
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:24 pm
If human children were that cute I would think of them more often. Really, I would.


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


UNTIL YOU -


TAGS: jay cutler toughness
Rating: 4.15/5

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Airman - January 25, 2011, 4:13 pm
when he was here in Denver, he joined a countryclub. Showed up in jeans tshirt & cap on backward to play golf. They said ok this one time. Next time he did it, they handed him a check on the first teebox for his $65k membership fee and told him to leave
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
I agree Airman. He's tough to like. I find the overwhelming dislike for a par quarterback on an ok Chicago team interesting. The 2nd most hated man in the NFL this year after Favre. Boys are bigger in the NFL than high school Donk. Still not sold friend.
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
The only tendon in my knees that I didn't tear playing football was the PCL in my right knee. Even in highschool I played with broken fingers and torn ligaments. I'm pretty sure if you're getting paid $10mil/yr you should sac-up and tough it out.
Airman - January 25, 2011, 10:47 am
since I posted it, I better say something. Turns out he has a sprained mcl. The problem with Cutler is not if he was hurt or not.. it is the perception of him. He pouts, he sits by himself, he doesn't care what anyone says about him. He's hard to like.
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 9:20 am
C'mon Donk. That's not true at all. Cutler suffered a Grade II MCL tear in his left knee. Takes three to four weeks to heal. Bears fans might think they are better off with Grossman or Orton... but they would be wrong.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 11:39 pm
I knew this one would piss some people off. Real bears fans love this poster...trust me, I know quite a few. Bears are supposed to sac-up and get it done.
Produceman117 - January 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
Karma from their bs week 1 win over Detroit finally caught up to them.
Danoroo - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
I got the cramps just watchin
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 2:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! PERFECTION!


MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: hamster om nom nom munching cute carrot
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am
I would have went with a ***w j**/gerbil a*** reference, but that's just me.


I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick




PSYCHIATRY -


TAGS: cute animal listen to me
Rating: 4.84/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:49 am
At least with this guy, you KNOW he thinks you're nuts.
tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:27 pm
So cute.


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.




CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks


TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)


PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.




EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




AWWW - he just wants a hug




COOKING AVOIDANCE -


TAGS: melted cutting board humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 12:05 pm

LOL!~
krazyivanthedivine - March 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
I ought to try this.


HERO'S -


TAGS: cute kids hero reward
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - March 11, 2012, 9:14 am
This, here, is good. . . really very good. . .


THE LAST JOKE -


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm
HAH!


Ownership -


TAGS: cats cute
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by demon001

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:23 pm
"This is my bowl, and anything in it is my food to eat. You're now in my bowl. Do you understand?"


TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat




BEGGING -


TAGS: cat begging cute wytch
Rating: 3.6/5

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Thedge - September 18, 2014, 12:22 pm
When it comes to cats, I always say yes. To my Alsation Wolf Dog. Nice image. 5 meows.


BE MISERABLE OR MOTIVATE YOURSELF - Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.


TAGS: cute girl
Rating: 4.91/5

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scorpio1953 - June 21, 2012, 10:40 am
excellent.whiners of the world,take note.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:38 am
very nice. I like this quite a bit.


LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!




LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul




CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.


TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm
But they're stealthier corners.


CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty




3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.




ERROR - Excessive cuteness causing system to fail




16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!




BUDGET CUTS - even death is affected.


TAGS: death budget cuts
Rating: 4.3/5

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internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 11:30 am
what he said
rerun - July 26, 2011, 3:24 am

nice


BOARDROOM -


TAGS: office management meeting executive
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:28 pm
I miss aggy. It's no fun trying to piss him off when all I get are his tumbleweeds of apathy and his cricket chorus of indifference.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 4:58 pm
But why isn't ANYONE talking about the elephant in the room?
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:25 pm
Great.
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:23 am
LOL oviously they have nothing to do
Airman - March 29, 2011, 4:23 pm
I just left a meeting.. wish I had printed this out before I went in
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
Aggy.. you are on some other kind of streak here! Spectacular...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:17 am
Again... thank you, sir.
Derek - March 29, 2011, 6:29 am
Fantastic


EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.


TAGS: cute kitties
Rating: 3.27/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:50 pm
Which one urinates toxic chemicals that can kill me, comes for petting and then claws a bleeding strip off my arm to let me know when she's done, and wakes me up 20 mins before my alarm by standing directly on my bladder?


CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.


TAGS: cute katawa shoujo jigglypuff
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by nerdlinger

Cubbybear - May 4, 2010, 10:36 am
Only if a Jigglypuff in in a bikini top
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:20 am
5L cause I'm not hatin'
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:17 am
ahh jigglypuff. always wanted to see him go up against mewtwo.
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:41 am
sfw?!? it's an anime girl with a pokemon. it's not demotivational and for me it's not even funny. sorry ;)
nerdlinger - May 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Forsetti: Character is from the American Visual Novel Katawa Shoujou name: Misha, a crippled girl
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:25 am
even anime becomes ten times unnecessarily with pokemons...


COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


TAGS: bowl cut middle ages haircut
Rating: 2.15/5

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Xopster - November 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
metro***ual!
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm
Style leader!


LET'S TRY AGAIN. - That is reverse cowgirl. I said get on it like we do cowgirl. Oh forget it. Make me a sammich.


TAGS: cute
Rating: 3.17/5

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NATURAL SELECTION - The universe tends to fix its own mistakes. Let mother nature take her course.


TAGS: emo suicide cut
Rating: 2.39/5

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mtnman867 - June 3, 2011, 9:21 pm
Probably because we're running out of cemetery space?
Chron139 - July 25, 2009, 1:16 am
Remind me again why we blow money on campaigns telling these losers "Don't Do It!"
That Guy - April 18, 2009, 7:24 pm
Seriously though. Who would stop him? One less weirdo on the planet. CUT KID. CUT!!!
Daly - January 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
he's also going across the block, not down the street. Listen to Rippy the Razor, kids!! Do it RIGHT next time!
energy - November 22, 2008, 4:03 pm
both sides are plastic
Porcelina - November 22, 2008, 3:57 pm
No, one side is serrated and the other is an actual blade
Classy - November 22, 2008, 10:44 am
He's got the dull side down, the p****.
Sgt. Scruffy - October 15, 2008, 3:15 pm
One less worthless goth freak to infect my air.


GET TO THE BACK -




BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...




ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -


TAGS: kids cute military nobombs notterrorists
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:11 am
Japan actually started it by invading Korea in 1910 and China in the '30s. We antagonized them by not selling them war materials such as steel, not by being politically mean to them. They sh** our scrap metal back at us.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2011, 3:31 pm
We just want our homes man.
monkbiker - June 28, 2011, 8:45 am
We didn't start anything with the muslims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
Peso - June 28, 2011, 7:08 am
Now that's a first for me. Are you implying that we did something to provoke Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor???
RonE - June 28, 2011, 3:49 am
Not to stir the puddin' or anything but just because we don't start it by physically throwing the first punch doesn't mean the US did not start it. History shows us that we start a lot of this political decisions. Japan in WWII is an excellent example.
WTFO - June 28, 2011, 1:51 am
We don't start it, RL. With the possible exception of Libya.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:26 pm

...or have to deal with invading forces :)


ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten


TAGS: rollin cute dog blademasterv ect
Rating: 1.96/5

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aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:09 pm
They see me repeating, they hate'n
Laura - September 6, 2008, 7:08 pm
Pekingese are my favorite dog.


FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture




FORGIVENESS -




STAY BACK - I KNOW KUNG FU


TAGS: hamster kungfu cute
Rating: 3.5/5

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demon001 - December 25, 2014, 2:59 pm
and two other Chinese words!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 11:59 am
Morpheus ~ "Show Me."


BUNNIES - A cute, adorable pet AND a delicious alternative to chicken? Mummy, I want one of those!




KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?




SILENCE OF THE LAMBS - The cute adorable version


TAGS: cute funny
Rating: 2.69/5

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RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep




AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by lethal injection guy

HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that ****. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.


TAGS: penguins control cute
Rating: 4.36/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!


ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo


TAGS: ichigo bleach funny cute soul reaper
Rating: 2.03/5

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forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:27 am
LOL @ GS....
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 2:12 pm
@ TOC - You mean in the rear, right?
GreyScorpion - May 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
lame + g** + TOC comment=1L
thatonechick - May 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ichigo's not too bad... he just gets stabbed a lot.
MissRed - May 24, 2010, 12:12 pm
1L=Ichigo=Fail+Fag+Lame*Epic Fail=Ichigo^2/Try harder
MO - May 24, 2010, 12:06 pm
I'll second that from the Faceman! 1L
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 11:48 am
Lame+g**+Really g**+Super Lame=1L!
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:48 pm
Bleach fan. Therefore, it would quite unfair for me to judge this author, when my motives are so thoroughly compromised. For you see, I am a fan of anime posters. BUT to survive, they must be accessable to moti-public at large.)
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:46 pm
This is the reason they tell me not to do anime posters. Few get the joke, and you'll only get fives from guys like me. (NOTE: I said guys "like" me. Not me. I abstain from voting, as I am conflicting between my obligation as motifake member and that of a
deadraisin - May 22, 2010, 12:06 pm
I don't know who Ichigo is but that crotch bow of his looks like a couple of testes.


TOOTH FAIRY -


TAGS: tooth fairy cut cheek face scar teeth toothfairy
Rating: 3.62/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
OUCH.... Poor Little Girl


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Even Lorena Bobbitt Knew That


TAGS: practice wenies funny cut
Rating: 2.38/5

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canadian - March 9, 2009, 5:25 pm
hey now the one on the right is canadian.. acoording to south park of course
Dustin Marthington - September 19, 2008, 12:47 pm
the torture one w/ the eggs was better.


QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.


TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me


SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."




ZOMBIES - IF THEY ARE THAT CUTE I WANT TO SUCCUMB IN THE APOCALYPSE


TAGS: apocalypse zombie cute
Rating: 1.2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, you're right....the open sores just reminded me of her.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 7:38 pm
Too chunky to be Amy, I'd say.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Ya think? I see her more as an Amy Winehouse..
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 2:53 pm
She looks like Charlotte Church.
almarpa - July 18, 2010, 12:57 pm
Haha! That is a good one!
Kspace - July 18, 2010, 12:53 pm
She's cute, but I hear she gives lousy head.


500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


BROTHERHOOD OF MAN -


TAGS: traffic line cutters
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:44 am
Definitely one of my major peeve
Zetmonk - March 12, 2012, 6:50 am
Oh well done, that is truly something that can make my entire day!


SPOCK TELLING ON SULU -




SEALS - They arent all cute and cudly


TAGS: cute
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by moo

super duper - April 30, 2009, 4:56 am
Spelling: Because morons can't spell cuddly.
Hector - April 3, 2009, 3:28 pm
Culos's mom is going to get those esquimeaux pies.
Auda - January 4, 2009, 1:22 am
I'm going to a**ume you are talking about the woman, even though it is much more entertaining to believe you want a rabid seal to suck you off. (sic)
a;sdfj - November 27, 2008, 3:43 pm
I want to feel those messed up teeth on my ****.


WASN'T ME MAN -


TAGS: dude sweet haircut
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Aces!
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 8:03 pm

ditto!
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:38 pm
Perfect!!!!!!!!5L


MISERY -


TAGS: cuts pain die deep
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
Wow, LA, your posters are oftentimes really depressing... Still, 5L's!


SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.


TAGS: kitten cat cute iq stupid
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

Sho - February 2, 2013, 12:37 pm
It doesn't matter now.
steve1961 - February 2, 2013, 3:09 am
I know I'm all kinds of bad for saying this but I think sarcasm is a separate case and transcends just out and out meaness if it is used to make a point. I would be inclined to give Aquaman a pass on this one...but i aint up to me. Peace and love to all.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 10:41 pm
Thanks for all of the good feedback. I'm glad you guy / gals like this post. Also I thought 'Dig My Dog' was only for dogs? Cool to know kitty where to post this kind of post. My 'R' key got stuck; that's why it's 'You' instead of 'Your'.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 6:33 pm
Is that the near queue or the far queue?
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
4L's for the laugh :)
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
So you're the one who made that tunnel in the queue
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:40 am
I haz a PM box? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:37 am
If you ahven't already, post this at dig my dog as well.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:30 am
Nicholsjoshua15 your poster was the 1st thing I saw as I logged in and it gave me the biggest awwww moment so thank you. It's almost too cute...teehee.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:24 am
Aqualung it is one thing to politely point out spelling errors about a poster, but if you feel so inclined to add insult in your commentary, do so in the form of a PM (PRIVATE message) to the member. FYI...check your PM box.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:00 am
Yes, some things (two words) do lower you(r) IQ by half. But as you started from eleven you're still ten and a half so don't feel too bad.


THIS BABY - Gets all the ladies




CUTENESS - it will get you anything you want


TAGS: cuteness
Rating: 2.88/5

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BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous




Budget Cuts -




PUPISM -


TAGS: cute dog
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Reality Lord - April 6, 2013, 8:20 am

real nice poster swamp. if you upload this to both digmydog and moti-twist i think they would be very well recieved. :)


HEY BABY -


TAGS: coast guard ice cutter alaska
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - January 16, 2012, 9:36 pm
Great picture! My curiosity about icebreakers was the recent news that the Coast Guard has only 1 active icebreaker. Seems strange.


SNUGGLES - He will nibble on your soul!




FIDO WAS A TOUGH CHALLENGER -




HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours




KITTENS PENTAGON -




DOGS - yes we get it, your cute


TAGS: dogs animals cute
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by zimiscute

AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:21 am
he looks guilty
mike34 - July 24, 2011, 3:31 am
your, you're???
zimiscute - July 23, 2011, 8:34 pm
he does look evil.....
internetninjaII - July 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
Is it just me, or does he look evil?
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:35 am

....this should go to "dig my dog" as well.
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 9:28 am
So adorable!


FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.




WHAT'S UP GIRL? - You like my ink?




Cuteness Contest -


TAGS: cute
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by mptuftm.comicdish.com

theguy - September 7, 2009, 1:16 am
lol that puppy is one high little bastard.
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 11:26 am
Awwwwh I want him!
rAWR - March 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
wheres the puppy-dog eyessss???????/
Sean - September 1, 2008, 3:19 am
How come twice? Fix.


AFFAIRS - "Honey...It isn't what it looks like!"




TRUST - "We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone" Walter Anderson




does this make my butt look big? -




EAGERNESS -


TAGS: lead but fail life cute
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by caveman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 2:00 pm
Last one In is a flightless bird!!


just one more -


TAGS: cut scratch cry lie
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:19 am
5 Bleeding Lions... and nice one as well....
M0rd3kaI - May 9, 2013, 7:37 pm
Mother of GOD... The first time I venture out into the main site with the intention of viewing and rating posters... and I'm met with this... I'll end my voting here, because chances of anything else being good enough to get 5L after this? Amsome...
rerun - May 8, 2013, 8:35 pm

I.N.C.R.E.D.I.B.L.E.
Greeny - May 8, 2013, 7:26 pm
Fav'd!
Sho - May 8, 2013, 6:07 pm
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :)
Doggit - May 8, 2013, 5:49 pm
Pretty awesome Sho!


HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -


TAGS: work cute cooking cleaning dusting wife
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:32 pm
I gotta try them things.


What if -


TAGS: what persecute ego innocent reality
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Whatchado

Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:11 am
Nice, but never apologize for past girlfriends - it'll be a big can o' worms


EMO LAWNS - They cut themselves, so you don't have to.


TAGS: emo lawns cutting
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by curzondax12

rerun - January 26, 2011, 6:45 pm

@curzo, don't sweat the small stuff. Everybody here has a learning curve & you are doing fine. as for the rest of you thanking me....I know nothing.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 6:16 pm
You are the man Rerun!!
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:12 pm
seriously I don't see why my people hate jews :D I love you man.
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:09 pm
Gee, what a shame RR. Thank, Hammy.
curzondax12 - January 26, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well I had no intention of stealing anyones idea, but the fact is I see lots on here that are repeats. With the *millions?* of entries posted you are going to find repeats. I just don't whine about it. TY for the compiliments from the rest
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:07 pm
seriously I'm here to back you up Claire, not that you need it.
rerun - January 26, 2011, 6:06 pm

I'm sorry...I seemed to have perma-banned some troll......I am not sure how that happened, my finger must have slipped on all 7 steps.
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:03 pm
It's what I'm here for. Really.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 6:01 pm
Thank you Claire. I feel like a grammer Nazi, only it's everything that guy says that irks me.
Claire - January 26, 2011, 5:59 pm
Don't worry, coldinjected. You may be above it but I'm not. (:
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 5:58 pm
Well FSU, if you've seen it over the past 5 months, it could've been this one. I'm trying to avoid trolling you but your extremely irritating. Please, comment on more current posters with fresh comments.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:38 pm
I've seen this before
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Well played.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:17 pm
Thank you, I am learning
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 8:11 pm
Very nice curzo.


I CUT THE CHEESE - now what?


TAGS: cheese cut nowhat
Rating: 2.52/5


HAIRCUTS - Who knew what damage they could do to your reputation




FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS




Exoneration -


TAGS: exoneration western hanging execution mistake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 18, 2014, 4:41 pm
I don’t quite follow you, but thanks for the 5 ;)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:55 am
Was that before or after the 5L death penalty?


STONE WALLS -


TAGS: cat kitten cute richard lovelace
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:16 am
Awesome aggy! 5L
Cubbybear - September 16, 2010, 10:15 am
True statement 5 /5


Self-Esteem -


TAGS: puppy collar tag too cute
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - July 27, 2015, 1:03 am
...while others put their shoes on the wrong feet and their shirt on backwards! LOL! 5L!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:44 am
woof


SELF HARM DISORDER -




LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"


TAGS: lawyers crime execution fine
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lovely.angie

Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
"..they'll be the first up against the wall"
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 8:56 am
Nicely done lovely.angie...5 fake Poodles for you


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